I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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