this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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