Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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