I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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