This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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