I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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