It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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