Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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