You can't special order awesome
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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