becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
God, I missed his penis.
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