Plan B is the new Plan A
i think my mom watched the whole time
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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