giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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