my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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