how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Randomize
