awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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