I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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