Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
im six kinds of drunk right now
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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