You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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