Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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