Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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