I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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