We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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