Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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