STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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