Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
