guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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