So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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