Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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