you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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