I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize