I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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