Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two words...techno handjob
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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