Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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