i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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