i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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