I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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