We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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