Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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