I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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