what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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