Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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