So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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