wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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