have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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