honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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