It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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