Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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