ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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