and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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