If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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