Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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