That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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