Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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