I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
