okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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